Celebrity Scandals

Let’s leave it to the British to bring out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot babe who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra spice to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself in bed with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging cunt, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

Just when you’re so used to slutty celebrity chicks getting themselves filmed getting peen in their pussies, the tables turn and male stars show up with fuck tapes of their own. This here’s old, but a good one nonetheless: former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst whips out his cock in front of some faceless but hot chick and goes on to fuck her in the mouth and pussy.

Whatever charms Fred Durst put on this girl worked well, because she’s bent over like an obedient slut while Fred Durst sticks his massive cock balls deep into her tight pussy. He even makes the slut turn around and have her lick his dick for stray helpings of cum.

So it really is true that being in the band will give you all kinds of pussy, even if you’re an A-grade pro-violenceasswipe who’s fallen out of the public’s good graces. Fred Durst’s sex tape should attest to that.

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted hos in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice squeezing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a slut, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

So when we thought nobody could take Angelina Jolie off her pedestal as an A-list actress, mother, and humanitarian all rolled into one, these nasty bondage pictures of her crop up to make the Hollywood goddess shake in her stilettos. Nobody would’ve imagined Angelina Jolie caught naked and possibly getting a good fuck in the pussy, but here we actually see her looking heavy-lidded with the bad shit and with her titties covered in tape, presumably the aftermath of some hot and sweaty sex session.

After all the action flicks you’ve seen her in, Angelina Jolie’s racy bondage photos finally confirm that she is, in real life, just as much of a risk taker and a leather fetishist as are her onscreen alter egos.

So when you jack off to Angelina Jolie’s various incarnations in her movies and think you’d like to see her in more daring stuff, you can now think of fucking the shit out her with Angelina Jolie’s naked bondage pics. These pics prove she’s willing to be leashed, spanked, gagged, and fucked aggressively, like she does inside your fantasies. So get the bondage gear out and start spankin’ away.

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the program hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on stage after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you dudes though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that cock of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your adored reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

While we’re waiting for the official Demi Lovato sex tape to leak onto our cumstained hands now that she’s had her 18th birthday, here’s a nice batch of stolen photos of our celebrity debutante to whet your appetites. Even before she got vagina naked, Demi Lovato’s already expressing a longing to show off, as seen here in her skanky selfshooting pictures. Her expression in the picture below will be the same one she’ll wear on her face when she sees her first cock.

And we don’t really need to see her nude (yet) to appreciate what a damn awesome sight it is to see Demi Lovato’s slutty habits. Catch her with her bitches and her manslave boyfriend straddling each other in the bathroom, and you can very well see a naked version of this very same position, not too far in the future, I hope.

Anyway, what else can you expect from today’s precocious teens but an early career in being a whore? Demi Lovato’s naked and skanky pictures should prove that.

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife strip naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star whore, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to droves of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away present for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and thought if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up foolery like this.

So anyway, here in these photos, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she drops the lingerie for a full-on tit and cunt exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with burning tit slaps in the face.

This sex scandal by Suzanne Shaw will slightly tug on the meticulously linted sleeve of any mysophobiac out there, because believe it or not, this week’s celebrity slut chose to stage her clit rubbing session in a public bathroom. Cue psycho music. But other than the horrible image of tiled walls running thick with piss and spit (okay, scratch that…), our English slut’s got the performance in the bag.

Suzanne Shaw starts with a slow strip of her dress, revealing her braless tits and slutty thong. She then begins a liberal rubdown of her body, rubbing her perky tits and sliding a finger down her belly and straight into her trembling clitoris. You can see her caressing herself as she masturbates with a steady rhythm for her unknown camera man.

One thing we can take out of Suzanne Shaw’s public sex scandal is if she catches the hornies in the middle of a freaking board room meeting, be sure to follow her to the bathroom and you’ll most likely find her scratching the itch in her cunt on the water faucet. Just make sure you cover her mouth firmly unless you want her moans bouncing off the bathroom walls when you stick your cock inside her from behind. Sounds hot, though.

This is the second time we’re featuring hos from the majestic land of Greece and let me tell you, these horny bimbos want nothing but Olympic-sized cocks stuffing their mediterranean minges to give them the big O.

Our second slut from the Greek archipelago is Mina Iordanidou, who you might not really need to know is a model. Modeling must’ve bored her or she wouldn’t have agreed to appear in this hardcore sex video where she gets pounded not just by one long, throbbing schlong, but by two! And you can tell Mina is enjoying herself when you hear her moaning with the cock still in her mouth. This bitch is so horny you’ll see her open her mouth wide for a sticky facial; you can really tell she feels blessed by the gods when she pulled back the guy’s underwear to find that footlong shtick.

Mina Iordanidou’s body language is giving me a hard case of nostalgia for Shauna Sand; she’s practically echoing her old habits here in this tape, but you won’t ever hear me complaining. Just seeing this hot bitch in her heels and getting her pussy invaded deep is making me want to take a trip down all these celebrity sex tapes we’ve ever featured and do a marathon! Hey, you never get to say that everyday, so why not do it now?

Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media celebrities. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of ugly public scandals. The other is the dignified rise to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.

One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her hardened titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s complaining? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…

Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly skanks *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!