Celebrity Scandals

Whenever..whereever.. she can read my mind with those lines. I fantasize about her ever since i saw her shaking her perfect round bottom on television. Mandy is a girl who has all the curves Shakira has..she can’t sing but she can sure handle a dick. Dressed in her Shakira outfit she drives you mad with desire. Once she starts working your cock it’s clear… you want to relive this fantasy over and over.

Here’s a tasty Hollywood secret for you all: before Cameron Diaz assumed the bubbly, all-American blonde personality, she had this thing for some raunchy S&M type fetish. Proof? Well, if seeing Cameron Diaz topless in a leather outfit and pulling at a guy’s neck in chains isn’t enough for you, I don’t know what is.

This is a completely different Cameron Diaz we’re seeing here, and frankly, I wish she never underwent the personality change. I’d like to be that guy in chains, with Cameron Diaz’ tits dangling inches away from my hungry face. I might be strong enough to break free and dive head first into those teasing nipples of her for a quick lick or two. And since Cameron Diaz looks in the mood during this naughty fetish video, she might be willing to part her legs for an extra lick in the cunt .

She might as well have some tonguing done down there; the friction all that latex has done to her vagina needs a tongue or a cock slid inside that cunt of hers for pleasure, if not for relief.

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they focus on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on combining dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to guess that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit tuning in to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already going in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual boobies, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my jizz. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

Way to put the ‘X’ in X-Factor. Then again, what else is a trashy program going to attract but a piece of trashy skank? Featured in this raunchy video is Chloe Mafia, a contestant on the British reality show X-Factor who turned out to be a street whore. You guys might think bad of selling sex for money, but if there’s any slut out there who’ll take my dollar, I’ll definitely say please to Chloe Mafia here.

She’s a right slut, but she’s a sexy one too. I’ll pay her any amount just so she can repeat this sexy lap dance on my cock, while she grinds her pussy lips on my shaft. Don’t say you’re not thinking of the same thing after you’ve seen Chloe Mafia stripping and dancing for the camera! This whore has me hooked! Er, no pun intended.

And you can see Chloe Mafia does her job like a professional. She grinds her way down to the man’s crotch, and if the guy didn’t explicitly tell her to keep her distance, she would have leapt at his zippers and given her the best deepthroating only a hooker could give.

So if you think there’s nothing to be had from watching X-Factor but a bunch of weirdos being auto-tuned and shit, there’s always rare sluts like Chloe Mafia filling the stage with her sexy lap dancing routine.

When we get to the bottom of all these reality contests, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her involvement in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge knockers and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and sexy ass is just drawing me in.

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the program hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on stage after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you dudes though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that cock of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your adored reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.

While we’re waiting for the official Demi Lovato sex tape to leak onto our cumstained hands now that she’s had her 18th birthday, here’s a nice batch of stolen photos of our celebrity debutante to whet your appetites. Even before she got vagina naked, Demi Lovato’s already expressing a longing to show off, as seen here in her skanky selfshooting pictures. Her expression in the picture below will be the same one she’ll wear on her face when she sees her first cock.

And we don’t really need to see her nude (yet) to appreciate what a damn awesome sight it is to see Demi Lovato’s slutty habits. Catch her with her bitches and her manslave boyfriend straddling each other in the bathroom, and you can very well see a naked version of this very same position, not too far in the future, I hope.

Anyway, what else can you expect from today’s precocious teens but an early career in being a whore? Demi Lovato’s naked and skanky pictures should prove that.

This is the second time we’re featuring hos from the majestic land of Greece and let me tell you, these horny bimbos want nothing but Olympic-sized cocks stuffing their mediterranean minges to give them the big O.

Our second slut from the Greek archipelago is Mina Iordanidou, who you might not really need to know is a model. Modeling must’ve bored her or she wouldn’t have agreed to appear in this hardcore sex video where she gets pounded not just by one long, throbbing schlong, but by two! And you can tell Mina is enjoying herself when you hear her moaning with the cock still in her mouth. This bitch is so horny you’ll see her open her mouth wide for a sticky facial; you can really tell she feels blessed by the gods when she pulled back the guy’s underwear to find that footlong shtick.

Mina Iordanidou’s body language is giving me a hard case of nostalgia for Shauna Sand; she’s practically echoing her old habits here in this tape, but you won’t ever hear me complaining. Just seeing this hot bitch in her heels and getting her pussy invaded deep is making me want to take a trip down all these celebrity sex tapes we’ve ever featured and do a marathon! Hey, you never get to say that everyday, so why not do it now?

Back then, I didn’t quite get the fascination about Russian spies some directors in the movies have that portray them…’til now. Because now this shit just got real and judging by the latest news about the latter, they are telling us that those Russian spies aren’t your typical sleek motherfuckers who wear dark sunglasses and a neatly ironed suit, these Russian spies could be anyone from your friendly neighbor Ted to that sex-crazed loving bitch who kept grabbing your crotch at that bar the other night before.

I’m talking about these latest Anna Chapman naked pics that has been flying over the internet, who would’ve thought that a Russian spy could be one horny-ass sex kitten in the sack? In these pics, you can see Anna Chapman naked in the bed showing her juicy tits while in the other pic, it shows her taking a pic infront of the mirror while covering her huge rack with her arms. But nothing could get my cock fired up now than seeing the last pic where it shows Anna Chapman’s nipples being punched by a nipple clamp. Now tell me if they’re going to make a movie out of Anna Chapman’s sex-crazed life and you can see me more sure at the premiere.

Not since Lucy Liu has an asian chick got me mesmerized by her oriental beauty. Jamie Chung is one of the hottest reality stars on the MTV reality television series, The Real World: San Diego. Look at Jamie Chung’s hot pictures that shows her juicy asian tits while holding on the rope fence. Damn, what a fuckin’ hot sight. Her sweaty look maked my cock go wild.

In the real world, I don’t have the slightest chance seeing Jamie Chung naked in the flesh. In my dream world though, I see this exotic goddess naked and on her knees sucking my fat cock while looking at me and cussing me out in her native language before I slip her over in doggiestyle position and plough her tight hairy pussy hard and rough til she screams for more.