Celebrity Scandals

Here’s a tasty Hollywood secret for you all: before Cameron Diaz assumed the bubbly, all-American blonde personality, she had this thing for some raunchy S&M type fetish. Proof? Well, if seeing Cameron Diaz topless in a leather outfit and pulling at a guy’s neck in chains isn’t enough for you, I don’t know what is.

This is a completely different Cameron Diaz we’re seeing here, and frankly, I wish she never underwent the personality change. I’d like to be that guy in chains, with Cameron Diaz’ tits dangling inches away from my hungry face. I might be strong enough to break free and dive head first into those teasing nipples of her for a quick lick or two. And since Cameron Diaz looks in the mood during this naughty fetish video, she might be willing to part her legs for an extra lick in the cunt .

She might as well have some tonguing done down there; the friction all that latex has done to her vagina needs a tongue or a cock slid inside that cunt of hers for pleasure, if not for relief.

Before being one-third of the judges in Got to Dance UK, Kimberly Wyatt is one-fifth of the racy dance group The Pussycat Dolls. And even then, my eyes got glued to her writhing on the dance floor, her whorish pout almost always in place with every fucking move.

And she was just a lot hotter in this photoshoot with her flinging her hair away dancing naughtily while clad only in silk and lace and see through lingerie. I wouldn’t mind being her dancing partner just once. With two left feet, I know she’d find good use for me when I try to sneak a finger in on that yummy cunt while lifting her and spinning her in the air. Or rubbing those blessed awesome tits when she starts sliding her body up and down against mine.

Oh what the fuck, I’m just gonna grab her and shamelessly throw her against the wall or unto the bed and bang her all night. My two left feet aren’t really up for the challenge of dancing with her but my big meaty cock is sure as hungry as her sweet pink wet twat. Look at these raunchy naked pictures of her and you’ll see what I mean.

When caught in the crossfire of two sluts trading cusswords and cunt pictures for supreme dominance, there’s really nothing left to do but hold your hand out and hope to take as a souverin the spoils of the war. Word out right now is of a celebrity backstabber by the name of Kat Stacks, who was infamous for bedding rappers like Soulja Boy and letting everyone know about her jizz guzzling activities with him.

Now that shit isn’t the biggest deal about Kat Stacks. But first, a question: how does a slut answer to fake pictures of her pussy getting leaked? Well, show the actual pussy for comparison, bitches! Here she is lifting her legs up like the true pussy that she is and offering a zoomed view of her shaved pussy lips. She pulls down her Snoopy panties and rubs her hanging clitoris for a bit before tucking her snatch out of sight. She does all that, but not before she gives her meaty ass a little dribble for the camera that’ll leave you dreaming of getting your cock under her while she pumped her booty.

Now this is one groupie who’s branched out to bigger and better things. Like showing her bigger and better cunt on video, for one thing. Kat Stacks certainly knows how to cause a scene, and we like it!

What would a lonely hottie like Eliana Franco do on a Friday night at home? She could take out the vibrator and rub her cunt until she cums. She could clean the house to loud pop music and take the vibrator after for a spin in her cunt. She could phone a couple of girlfriends and ask them to bring their vibrators over. All of these sound like awesome plans, except Eliana Franco thought of something better: put up a webcam show of her wetting her shirt and stripping off! How’s that for generous?

Start taking notes ladies. Boredom should always be handled this way. The idea of fingering yourselves in the dark is a sexy thought, but yeah, it’ll remain an unknown fantasy forever. At least Eliana Franco gave us the pleasure of streaming her naughty sexual habits. Habits like randomly pouring a jug of water down your tits with your shirt on, then taking off your clothes and dancing? Yes please!

If servers didn’t crash the night Eliana Franco put on this strip video, then I’m calling the world hypocrites. You have to be a tard not to spot a hot slut willing to sell her pussy and pounce on it right away!

When we get to the bottom of all these reality contests, only one thing is certain: these reality chicks just want to be naked. Taya Parker certainly does. It didn’t take long after her involvement in the Rock of Love Bus that Taya Parker’s nude pictures surfaced, showing what Bret Michaels saw in the slut. After seeing Taya’s huge knockers and shaved pussy, I wished I had a reality show of my own too.

You probably would too, if it meant having sexy sluts like Taya Parker scrambling against other chicks to put your cock in their pussy before the others do. I might find it hard to keep the competition running, because one look at Taya Parker’s delicious pussy and my cock stiffening up will declare her the winner. Of course there are other hot sluts in the game who have something going on too, but Taya Parker’s seductive gaze and sexy ass is just drawing me in.

If she’s doing the same magic to your cock, I suggest checking out the rest of Taya Parker’s naked pussy pictures and enjoying them all. If Bret Michaels had a lick at this hot piece of cunt, why shouldn’t you?

If you watch Survivor for the hot ladies in it, you might recall that unforgettable episode from Survivor: The Amazon when Jenna Morasca, along with Heidi Strobel, took off her clothes during a game for a plate of peanut butter and chocolate. Jenna subsequently became the Sole Survivor, so showing her pussy on national television paid off eventually.

But unless you really paid attention to Jenna’s career post-Surivor, you wouldn’t have seen this sexy reenactment of her stripping episode on the show, and just like finding a four-leaf clover, you guys get to see Heidi Strobel’s fine pussy too. Man, what a treat. No need to hang on to that censored video clip you TiVoed many years ago; we’ve got Jenna Morasca’s sexy pussy pictures in full resolution, and you can zoom in on her hairless pussy so close you can practically feel her cunt vibrating in front of your face.

Now, if you’re done wiping the happy tears from your eyes, head over to Jenna Morasca’s hot and naked pictures. Don’t forget to clean up after.

Let’s leave it to the British to bring out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot babe who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra spice to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself in bed with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging cunt, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

What kind of fucked up husband would let his wife strip naked for a magazine, and by the husband’s artistic direction no less? Then again, Bam Margera never really qualified into the conventional category, so today’s reality star whore, Missy Margera, had better hop on her man’s crazy shopping cart and cruise along like an obedient kitty cat.

Yeah, so Bam Margera thought Missy Margera should totally offer her body to droves of drooling Playboy perverts before they consummate their love in marriage. What a perfect going away present for all of us who’ve watched Missy Margera in Bam’s Unholy Union and thought if we’d ever get a last shot at her fast closing pussy hole. Well you couldn’t really expect anything less from Bam himself, who’s quite the dude to call for fucked up foolery like this.

So anyway, here in these photos, we get to see Missy Margera’s naked body in two flavors: one in a roleplaying bit as the village whore in medieval times, and the other in just pure, naked goodness as she drops the lingerie for a full-on tit and cunt exposure, and in their living room no less.

Since there’s news of a Jackass 3D movie in the works, you should definitely hope for more slutty cameos of Missy Margera naked, and in cum-popping visuals that’ll leave you with burning tit slaps in the face.

This sex scandal by Suzanne Shaw will slightly tug on the meticulously linted sleeve of any mysophobiac out there, because believe it or not, this week’s celebrity slut chose to stage her clit rubbing session in a public bathroom. Cue psycho music. But other than the horrible image of tiled walls running thick with piss and spit (okay, scratch that…), our English slut’s got the performance in the bag.

Suzanne Shaw starts with a slow strip of her dress, revealing her braless tits and slutty thong. She then begins a liberal rubdown of her body, rubbing her perky tits and sliding a finger down her belly and straight into her trembling clitoris. You can see her caressing herself as she masturbates with a steady rhythm for her unknown camera man.

One thing we can take out of Suzanne Shaw’s public sex scandal is if she catches the hornies in the middle of a freaking board room meeting, be sure to follow her to the bathroom and you’ll most likely find her scratching the itch in her cunt on the water faucet. Just make sure you cover her mouth firmly unless you want her moans bouncing off the bathroom walls when you stick your cock inside her from behind. Sounds hot, though.