Celebrity Scandals

As if she hasn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn screwed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you stare long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from hard partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture points from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sane enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

Let’s leave it to the British to bring out the sluts of reality television, huh? Now, before Atomic Kitten’s Liz McClarnon’s career took a nosedive by joining the reality show Love Island, she was a respected hot babe who had talent and something good going with her career. But after being branded a reality ’star’, any respect for her is out the window, replaced with the stereotype of being a no-career, hard-partying skank living her five minutes of fame.

It’s this pressure to stay afloat in the biz that made Liz McClarnon pose naked for the cameras and show her hot English kittens. Sure, everybody’s done a bit of titty showing here and there, but this being Liz McClarnon, there’s no doubt her naked pictures have the extra spice to keep your masturbating habits in check.

Even in a bikini, Liz McClarnon is giving me all kinds of ideas when I find myself in bed with her. I’ll rip her two-piece off with my mouth and slowly lick my way from her erect nipples down to her hanging cunt, which I’ll nibble until she squirts her atomic vagina juice in ecstasy. See how easy it is? Just feast on Liz McClarnon’s sexy bikini pictures and follow suit.

Wow, Peaches Geldof. This hard-partying girl hit another controversy when nude pics of her  were leaked online. Well, not that we haven’t seen her naked before, but this time, the nudes stirred a lot of controversy because they took place in a heroin-fueled one-night stand with someone who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up.

According to her lover, who shamelessly divulged the story to the public, he and Peaches hit the booze and heroin and had crazy hardcore sex five months ago in LA. Then, he ended up in the Celebrity Scientology Center, doing a process called “Purif” with Peaches.

Peaches recently confirmed that it was her on the leaked nude pics, but denied that she did heroin that night. Also, because of the controversy, the English celebrity got fired in her modeling job for a lingerie company called Ultimo.

Check out the rest of the pics here.