Celebrity Scandals

As if she hasn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn screwed up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your imagination and it’s all good to go, yeah?

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you stare long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from hard partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture points from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sane enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted hos in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice squeezing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a slut, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

How many of us have said, “She’s done it again!” when talking about former Disney teen star Vanessa Hudgens? Well, I’m sure all of us. This teen celebrity just never learned her lesson the first time, because just after years of having her nude self-shots leaked on the internet, here she was again in the nude, for all the world to see!

Well, it wasn’t necessarily bad for her, though. Research shows that Vanessa is currently one of the most-searched celebrities as of the moment, even beating Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. So even though her nude pics exposing her ample tits and hot body didn’t really help in landing her some major roles in good movies, she now has a good chance of becoming a successful porn star!

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Kim Kardashian has the best job in the world. You know what she does? Nothing! And she gets paid for it. The reality star just have to go around anywhere with her big curvy ass, talk to her sisters once in a while, or to her mom, with cameras rolling and she gets all the money. Now, she just make a Twitter update and she gets 10,000 dollars a tweet. It sucks to be us, really.

And all this luck came to her because of her special skill–getting fucked from behind by black dudes. Yes, it was her doggie-style sextape that started it all and got her where she is now. Following the steps of her frenemy Paris Hilton, Kim climbed fast the social ladder, got the term celebutante to write in her resume, because of the hardcore fuck she and her ex-boyfriend Ray J did and taped (and leaked on the internet).

Speaking of the sextape, I know you all want to watch it. I’m pretty generous today, so go ahead and drop by here to view the video.

In a recent interview, The Simple Life reality star Paris Hilton mentioned how in love she is with current boyfriend Doug Reinhard, and that she “wouldn’t rule out a wedding in 2010.” So I guess that means the heiress will finally tame down with her scandalous antics? NOT!

I’m guessing Paris will stay the same if ever she get hitched. Nip slips here and there, it will never go away, not to mention pussy-flashing. And in case she really decides to marry that douchebag this year then we’ll get to watch another big, over the top wedding that’ll knock off reality star Khloe Kardashian and LA Lakers Lamar Odom’s fake wedding last year.

But what we’re really sure of is that Paris wouldn’t last two years being a married woman. Judging from how she changes boyfriends as if they were clothes, this Doug guy will definitely get the axe from the heiress sooner or later. Oh, yeah, Paris, get a prenup! And make a sextape with this one too!