Celebrity Scandals

All these reality shows work for the simple-minded American viewer because they focus on simple, individual things. Beauty and the Geek focused on combining dumb blondes with antisocial nerds and filming the turnout, simple as that. But they did fail to mention that the show also featured sexy chicks who love to strip and show their tits! Well, I guess you simply had to read between the lines to guess that, but we’re Americans dammit! Say you’re giving us boobs when you’re showing boobs!

Er, that was a long enough intro for today’s reality hottie, Jillian Beyor. I might just have to quit tuning in to these TV shows for good and just wait for the actual nudity and titty-exposing to fall on my lap. After all, thse reality shows are already going in that direction, so I might as well just head them off. No use waiting long to see some titties.

But let’s talk about them actual boobies, right? Jillian Beyor’s soapy titties, to be exact. If this babe needs a hand hosing off the suds in her meaty chesticles, I’ll gladly put my cock to good use and wash her off with my jizz. Then she can rinse herself with soap and water. Which I’ll hose off with my cock. And it’ll just go on and on.

I hope you’ve got enough strength reserved to fully enjoy seeing Jillian Beyor naked in the bathtub. Trust me, her tits won’t stop staring until you’ve spilled the last drop.

Megan Hauserman has made a living out of appearing in numerous reality shows. Consequently, you should start making a habit of checking out Megan Hauserman’s titties. Why? Because she exposes her hot bikini body just about everywhere just as much as she constantly appears on TV to rack up the dirty fame. What is with these reality whores and the need to take off their clothes anyway? Is it part of the deal they make with the show?

But look at me, questioning women who simply just want their titties exposed. I should be burned at the stake. We’re here to enjoy Megan Hauserman, star of Beauty and the Geek, as she bares her chesticles and taps her shaved pussy on camera. Now who wouldn’t want to slap that smooth pussy of hers and tap it with their dicks?

I wouldn’t bet on those greasy-haired geeks to have ever laid a hand on even just one titty, but I guarantee you guys get to hold on to both of them (and then some) when you head over to Megan Hauserman’s fully naked pictures.

Part of the fun in following these reality stars slut up on television is to continue the voyeurism after their shows have concluded. Often, having the paparazzi trail their tits gives us plenty of things to jack off to, especially when they’re following sluts like Makosi Musambasi from Britain’s version of Big Brother.

To anybody following her show, Makosi was infamous for staging dramatic scenes with the housemates. She was received badly by fans of the show, but which didn’t stop her from keeping her titties relevant. These paparazzi shots of Makosi Musambasi sunbathing nude are proof that her huge jugs are doing their job of staying afloat. I’m not sure though, why the bitch is sunning herself out. Being black, you really can’t get anything from tanning your tits other than having a few jerkoffs masturbate behind a rock at your expense. Then again, that’s what we’re all doing with these pictures, huh?

It would be a shame if Makosi lost touch with the public, because those tits of hers are a nice gift from the producers of Big Brother. They make our hunt for big, erect titties an easy job, and a virtual tittyfuck an even easier feat to accomplish.

I know Hollywood is already retching from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and train your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted hos in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice squeezing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a slut, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

So for the tenth season of Dancing With The Stars, the program hauled back Brooke Burke’s ass on stage after shaking her booty to championship on the seventh season. Obviously, the show wanted the ratings to shoot high like month-long held semen spurting into an open chick’s mouth, which is why they made the decision.

And who the hell wouldn’t want to see Brooke Burke on TV, with a smokin’ hot body like hers and a perfect pair of titties to boot? One thing I’m sure DWTS can’t show you dudes though are these topless and raunchy pictures of Brooke Burke before she went mainstream. Look at Brooke Burke giving her partner the skank eye; she’s obviously sending him signals to sneak into her trailer so she can maximize the time she’s paid to be naked. In other words, she wants that cock of his up her pussy.

Now, every time you watch reruns of your adored reality show, you can imagine Brooke Burke’s tits jiggling inside her heavily-sequined dresses and have more reasons to rub one out in front of the TV. You’re welcome.